Let me tell you about my blood.

askroaringbrightness:

GC: Dunno. Just looking for the shoreline myself. Fairly sure ahm lost.

GC: This GPS is piss poor.

RB: @WELL SWEET MOTHER GRUBS PULSATING EGGSAC NO SHIT YOURE LOST@

GC: Pfahahah. Thought ah might be.

GC: Your really in the middle of nowhere.

GC: But ahm used to nowheres. Gonna try to spot your hive. For the hellofit.

RB: @UHHH@

RB: @I GUESS@

RB: @WATCH OUT FOR THE CLUCKBEASTS@

RB: @CLUCKZILLA WILL DRAW BLOOD@


Drones take you now holy shit. You step away from the computer and you feel your bloodpusher pound in your chest.

No one has been out here in a long time.

You haven’t let anyone be out here for a long time.

Not since then.

Holy shit you need to get your facepaint on holy fuck.

You hear the pesterchum notifier go off. Auuuugh.

Makeup donned, you peer out the window, or at least you try to. Your horns are getting in the way.

miss my hive miss my hive stay lost miss my hive, you think to yourself.

This is nerve wracking.

GC: Dunno. Just looking for the shoreline myself. Fairly sure ahm lost.

GC: This GPS is piss poor.

RB: @WELL SWEET MOTHER GRUBS PULSATING EGGSAC NO SHIT YOURE LOST@

GC: Pfahahah. Thought ah might be.

GC: Your really in the middle of nowhere.

GC: But ahm used to nowheres. Gonna try to spot your hive. For the hellofit.

RB: @UHHH@

RB: @I GUESS@

RB: @WATCH OUT FOR THE CLUCKBEASTS@

RB: @CLUCKZILLA WILL DRAW BLOOD@


Drones take you now holy shit. You step away from the computer and you feel your bloodpusher pound in your chest.

No one has been out here in a long time.

You haven’t let anyone be out here for a long time.

Not since then.

Holy shit you need to get your facepaint on holy fuck.

You hear the pesterchum notifier go off. Auuuugh.

@FUCK@

@FUCK (FUCK (FUCK (FUCK (FUCK (FUCK (FUCK))))))@

@FUCK WHY DID I@

@FUCK@

@WHAT THE FUCK AM I TRYING TO GET MYSELF INTO@

IP: }i{ You have a horribly typing quirk and you probably smell like cluck-beast-shit and you look like someone had an allergic reaction to Faygo all over what used to be a troll.. <3<

RB: @I (UH (OH))@

RB: @WOW WAY TO JUST THROW THAT AT A GUY JEEZ (HAVE SOME FUCKING COURTESY)@

RB: @YOU’RE A RUDE (AND NOSY) BITCH (AND (UH (YEAH)))@

nauticalattic:

risuenapreceptor:

nauticalattic:

risuenapreceptor:

nauticalattic:

NA: Mmmmm, yea#, and cooked greens.

NA: Fuck t#is, it’s almost time for lunc#, w#y am I fantasizing w#en I could be making it?

~~~ Because effort is why —<

NA: Per#aps, but I find cooking to be an enjoyable passtime.

NA: Besides t#at, I get to eat it afterward!

RP: f ~~~ Ah, see, I really enjoy eating, but for me cooking is an absolute day-terror —<

RP: mf ~~~ I can feed myself healthily enough, but I fear I was not hatched for preparing anything beyond simple meals —<

RP: f ~~~ I am looking forwards to that part of Ascencion - hopefully I’ll be an officer soon enough and I will never have to worry again —<

RP: f ~~~ For some reason, however, I am really good at baked goods. Just not general cooking, moons know why—<

NA: I suppose we all #ave our talents, and our c#ores.  T#ere are t#ings I would like to be good at, and enjoy, but simply cannot do, and t#ere are t#ings t#at are absolutely painful to do.

RB: @THOUGH I DO ON OCCASION EAT CLUCKBEAST (A RARE ONE AT THAT)@

RB: @I’D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF WE’D ALL STOP DISCUSSING EATING MY FRIENDS@

RB: @HOW ABOUT WE SETTLE FOR SOME NICE GRUBLOAF@

RB: @GRUBLOAF IS A GREAT MEAL FOR ANY SEASON@

RB: @YOU LITERALLY CANNOT GO WRONG WITH GRUBLOAF (ESPECIALLY WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE INVOLVES CULLING MY FLOCK (NO THANK YOU))@

risuenapreceptor:

askroaringbrightness:

RB: @HEY IS ANYONE ON TONIGHT@

RB: @ANYONE (ANYONE AT ALL)@

RB: @IT’S KIND OF LONELY OVER HERE AND I’M SICK OF SQUAWKING AT THE CLUCKBEASTS@

~~~ Do you actually squawk at your cluckbeasts? —<

RB: @YES (YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT)@

RB: @THEY MAKE HORRIBLE COMPANY@

RB: @SOMETIMES THEY PECK (MOST OF THE TIME NOT IN A CUTESY ADORING MANNER (A VERY MUCH VIOLENT AND AGGRESSIVE ATTACK IS WHAT IT IS))@

RB: @BUT THEIR FLUFFY FEATHERBRAINS (WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT THEM)@

nauticalattic:

askroaringbrightness:

RB: @HEY IS ANYONE ON TONIGHT@

RB: @ANYONE (ANYONE AT ALL)@

RB: @IT’S KIND OF LONELY OVER HERE AND I’M SICK OF SQUAWKING AT THE CLUCKBEASTS@

NA: No, go away.

NA: #a#a#a#a

RB: @SPLENDID ANOTHER GILLED FINFACE (THE LAST THING I NEEDED)@

RB: @ALAS I DID ASK FOR THE COMPANY@

RB: @WHO AND HOW ARE YOU@

askincandescentpsyche:

askroaringbrightness:

RB: @HEY IS ANYONE ON TONIGHT@

RB: @ANYONE (ANYONE AT ALL)@

RB: @IT’S KIND OF LONELY OVER HERE AND I’M SICK OF SQUAWKING AT THE CLUCKBEASTS@

IP: }i{ Such a shame that squawking at the cluckbeasts is all you’re good for..

IP: }i{ And, hey, that smithing thing..

IP: }i{ You any good??

RB: @I’M NOT IN THE MOOD ARINNA@

RB: @BUT AS FOR SMITHING@

RB: @WELL IT’S THE ONE THING I LIKE TO PRETEND I’M GOOD AT@

RB: @HEY IS ANYONE ON TONIGHT@

RB: @ANYONE (ANYONE AT ALL)@

RB: @IT’S KIND OF LONELY OVER HERE AND I’M SICK OF SQUAWKING AT THE CLUCKBEASTS@

askincandescentpsyche:

askroaringbrightness:

RB: @AH THERE IT IS@

RB: @RUDE AS EVER@

RB: @I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT ASCENSION TESTS HAVEN’T EVEN CROSSED MY MIND (I’VE STILL GOT A COUPLE SWEEPS, YO)@

RB: @WAIT@

RB: @SHIT MAKE THAT A SWEEP AND A HALF@

RB: @DAMN IT ALL@

RB: @ALL THAT ASIDE I BET YOUR SWORD’S GOING TO BE AS SHITTY AS YOUR PERSONALITY@

RB: @I HOPE YOUR SMITH FORGETS THE UNDERWATER-SAFETY COATING AND YOUR BLADE GROWS TARNISHED AND RUSTY@

IP: }i{ So you’re completely failing to plan ahead..

IP: }i{ It’s good that I know this now..

IP: }i{ I’m attempting to catalog all of your failures, and I already know it’s going to be a very long list..

IP: }i{ And I like to get a jump on things..

IP: }i{ What do you even want to do after Ascension??

IP: }i{ As long as you’re not aiming for anything to do with that ridiculous cult, I can probably get you a good preliminary study guide..

IP: }i{ And don’t worry about rust..

IP: }i{ I’d never let anything I planned to use to spar with you get rusty..

IP: }i{ Though you apparently don’t return the same courtesy..

IP: }i{ Since your wit’s gone to wrack and ruin..

RB: @NO I’M NOT REALLY PLANNING ANYTHING INVOLVING BECOMING A SUBJUGGALATOR@

RB: @TO BE HONEST IF I COULD BE A BREEDER OR AN IMPERIAL SMITH THAT’D BE AWESOME (THOSE BEING THE THINGS THAT I ENJOY)@

RB: @AUGH THIS REALLY HURTS MY BRAIN TO THINK ABOUT@

RB: @I THINK I’M GOING TO GO (GOING TO GO FEED MY CLUCKBEASTS (OR SOMETHING))@